Phone/Mail Post

[lituplikeaghost]

"Hello, you've reached Junebug Thornton. I am most likely making love to one of my brothers' many attractive friends, with great passion and lots of complaints from the neighbors. Barring that, I'm skinny dipping on the beach, or stuffing my face with ice cream. Please leave a message after the tone. Merci, and have a wonderful day!"

Use this post for any phone/text/regular mail messages for June Thornton.

Comments

[jamesthorn]

After hearing about June from Moira, James sends this:

[GROUP TEXT MESSAGE to June and Daniel]I am at the lodge. If you embarrass the family this weekend, I swear to GOD.[/TXT]

[lituplikeaghost]

[TXT] Whatever, bro. I've found attractive men to fetch wine for me, I'm good. Try and remove that stick from up your ass, mmm kay?

[jamesthorn]

[TXT]Just don't do anything ridiculous, and don't run off with anyone. I am not only here to ruin your fun. There's a kidnapper on the loose.[TXT]

[lituplikeaghost]

[TXT] I'm fine, really. I've got one of my manservents with me by the lake. Relax and try to have fun, for once?

[jamesthorn]

[TXT]What does that mean? For once?[TXT]

[lituplikeaghost]

[TXT] You can't tell me you're oblivious to your own reputation as Oscar the Grouch??? Do the world a favor bro and get laid.

[jamesthorn]

[TXT] GOODBYE. Don't do anything ridiculous. [TXT]

[lituplikeaghost]

[TXT]???

[satore]

[TXT: You have receieved a picture from Antonio Satore. Click to Load.

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